Sorry, the gravy train has stopped at Dover lads. Almost forgot, here is the proposal for those who still dream about the UK and UK deaf being 'European' (Global even). Not re-printed in entirety, or the joke would be lost.......
DEFINITION: European Parliament and Law making Commissions. An prime example of the old theory of probabilities. Get an infinite amount of monkeys typing away for an infinite amount of time, they will come up with Shakespeare's works. But WILL they come up with an law that works ? jury is out, it aint happened yet.
Public consultation with a view to a European Accessibility Act
Date: 29/02/2012.
Objective of the consultation.
The Commission is reflecting on the development of a European Accessibility Act containing measures to improve the accessibility of goods and services in the European market. This consultation is part of the preparatory data collection that will underpin the assessment of the impact of the measures.
(TRANSLATION) we are going to talk ourselves silly for a few years, consult a few obscure minorities, pass a few sillier laws, keep the plebs quiet, justify our useless existence, make some more money. Then leave them to it. Shit we gotta do everything for them ?
Target group(s):
All citizens, including persons with disabilities and older people, enterprises and organisations of public and private sector as well as civil society in EU Member States, EFTA/EEA and candidate countries.
(TRANSLATION) Anyone with enough time to waste, and who wants to pick up some great expenses and a chance of free travel. Hell we'll throw in 150 language translations too.... europe will get Turkey soon and it'll all be over, just kebabs.
Opening date: 12 December 2011
Closing date: 29 February 2012
(TRANSLATION) Sorry folks it only lasts a few months (It's banker-bonus time), so if you want in and look important, do it now....
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