Thursday, 21 February 2019

Dropping the D/d thing


I've found one solution. (As recommended by Paddy Ladd).

Promises, Promises..

Image result for promises promises humor(1)  I promise to not let anyone wind me up online this year, I've mined the comment slot, with more Trojans than the ancient Greeks can handle.....

(2)  I Promise to learn at least one sign a day in ASL and BSL, in order to break down communication barriers, today's sign is "shut it...!",  tomorrow's is "Talk to the hand.."

(3) I promise to read every word of Understanding Deafhood, and worship Paddy Ladd as the coming Messiah... After that perhaps War and Peace in Hindi, and understanding thermonuclear Dynamics, and hyper-critical proton technology for beginners handbook, for some light relief and more sense.

(4)  I promise to abstain from lip-reading for the coming year, I'm going to learn phrenology and do mind-reading instead...

(5)  I Promise NEVER to join an awareness group and ban deaf awareness from all my blogs. As IF anyone takes a blind bit of notice anyway.

(6)  I Promise to continue to abuse charity workers for their own good, they need a proper job.  Volunteers DON'T get paid, their CEO's are coining it, so it's a waste of time. Rewards are made in heaven, but they don't pay the rent here.

(7)   I Promise NEVER to plug the latest electronic gizmo/app/iphone for deaf people, they bore us rigid already, most are obsolete before we see them, and I don't want to know anyway, too many on the other end of them are a bit simple.

(8)  I Promise to poke fun at anyone deaf who quotes 'Facebook', 'social site' 'Instagram', 'Pinterest' or 'Twitter' on my blog, and to direct them to a psychiatrist for intensive shock treatment (Like meeting real people and utilising that hole under their nose..). 

(9)  I Promise to never take any notice of people who quote Wikipedia, I'd direct them to a proper source of information, (but they probably can't read, so its probably not relevant).

(10)  I Promise to annoy support service workers, and ridicule 'communication' classes based on who has the cash to be enrolled in them, and those most easily convinced all deaf sign.  They create more problems being de-commissioned than IS supporters.

SEE HEAR on Tour.

See Hear On Tour from Chris Hall on Vimeo.

Getting in now before the EU bans us lol

Virtual sign access in hospitals (UK)


Derek Fitchett using SignLive on one of the Trust's new iPads
HoH would not be users if SignLive access, at best they would benefit from speech to text system being on ipads. Media is over-fond of adding 'Hard of Hearing' tags on access systems designed for signing DEAF people, it has to be addressed because HoH don't utilise such systems and being told by health areas they do!   We really do need an access system that is inclusive, not EXclusive. 'deaf community' doesn't exist, maybe a 'Deaf' one does, so two primary misleading bloomers at day one.


New 'virtual sign language' service helps deaf patients at GWH. DEAF patients visiting Great Western Hospital will receive extra help through a new virtual service. The trust has invested in new iPads and a subscription to a British Sign Language service SignLive to improve the care deaf people receive. 

SignLive provides an online interpreting service to help staff communicate with patients using sign language. Deborah Tapley, head of patient advice liaison at the hospital, said: “We're so thrilled to have the ability to share this service with our deaf patients. “Often, for somebody who is hard of hearing, hospital visits can be distressing or worrying. 

“With the help of SignLive, we are hoping to reduce this anxiety and make the journey through the hospital as easy as possible.” But the hospital still offers face-to-face interpreters for longer or serious appointments. “If they want to talk to someone for any reason, they can ask for a face-to-face interpreter. The iPads will be used for quicker appointments. “Sometimes patients want to check the time of a meeting and they will have to come directly to the hospital only for one question. With SignLive, they can register online and get their answers without the need to travel to the hospital.” 

There are four iPads available to assist patients. They can also bring their own iPads if needed. “We have one iPad on a stand and three ipads can be carried around with the patients. If a deaf patient is in an ambulance, he or she can communicate with the staff and then we would be able to set up the iPad for when they arrive.” The service has already been given the thumbs up by patients. Derek Fitchett said: “I love SignLive. It such a good service that really needs to be promoted to the deaf community in Swindon.”